The Kaichou Islands Easter Special!

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Narrator: "Hello and welcome to Chaos castle, where the Kaichou Islands Easter Special is taking place-"

Chaos: "Shut up and help with the eggs!"

Narrator: "B-but I'm supposed to be narrating!"

Evil: "Listen, Someone, no one but us knows who you are and if you want it to stay that way you'd better do as we say!"

Narrator/Someone: "Yes, ma'am."

Chaos: "It's not ma'am, it's Evil and Chaos. NOW HELP WITH THE EGGS!!!"

Someone: "Yes, Chaos."

Chaos: "That's better, you can boil the real eggs and sort the chocolate ones. We'll do the painting, and the Backpack dragons can hide them."

Someone: [Walks over to the stove] "Yare yare, I'm going."

Evil: "Good!"

Someone: "Why'd I even sign up for this..."

Chaos: "Heather made the deal sound good, that's why."

Heather walks into the castle kitchen. "Damn right I did! We have to get our cast somehow, and for your information I'm sticking to that deal. I haven't forgotten to pay you guys once!"

Evil: "But I haven't seen that free buffet yet!"

Heather: "It's in the cast lounge, I told you that. If any of you ever bothered to look you'd find the buffet!"

Someone: "The eggs are done!"

Heather: "Good, I'll leave then."

Chaos: "Bring the eggs over here so we can paint them."

Chibi Zel: <(((-^))> "I have the blue!"

Chibi Tasuki: ^,,^ "I have the orange!"

Evil: ^_^ "I have the purple!"

Chibi Xellos: "Hey! That's my color!"

Evil: "I got it first!"

Chibi Xellos: ||^-^|| [tips the paint onto Evil] "Now it's on you!"

Evil: "Damn you!"

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Chibi Chichiri: ^_^ [Walks in carrying a bunch of paints] "I'm here no da!"

Chibi Nuriko: ^_^. [Following Chichiri] "Me too!"

Chaos: "Where's everyone else?"

Chibi Nuriko: "They're coming but they might be a little while."

Evil: "Whatever, let's get painting!"

Someone: "And so the chibis and the Islanders started painting the eggs. Coming up with many beautiful designs and getting more paint on them then on the eggs-"

*SPLAT*

Someone: "That's it! Who threw the orange paint at me?! I'm looking in your direction Tasuki!"

Chibi Tasuki: "It was Chaos!"

Someone: "Chaos!!!!"

Chaos: "It wasn't me! Honest! Anyways, it came from the wrong direction!"

Insanitory: "Hi, Someone! Nice orange shirt!"

Chibi Naga: ^o^ "OH HOH HOH HOH HOH HO!!!!!! You have no fashion taste!"
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Evil: "Look who's talking."

Chaos: "I think Someone isn't the only one with no taste in clothing in the castle!"

Someone [Grrr!] "So it was you, Insan!"

Insan: "And what if it was?"

Someone: "Take this!" [Lobs a can of pink paint at Insan]

Chibi Filia: "Hey! That was my pink paint!"

Someone: "To. Bad."

Insan: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! That was my best leather outfit!!!"

Evil: "You're going to die, Someone."

Chaos: "Repeatedly."

Insan: "DIE!!!!" [Shoots a demona crystal at Someone]

Someone: "Shit!" [Ducks]

Chaos: ^_^ "Don't worry, I already put up spells to protect the castle!"

Someone: -_- "That's not what I was worried about." [Starts running as Insan tries to fire another spell at him]

Evil: "Hey, Insan, where's the rest of the full sized cast?"

Insan: "They're coming."

Blaze and Sierra walk in carrying baskets of chocolate eggs.

Blaze: "Komban wa!"

Sierra: "Konnichiwa, minna!"

Chaos: "You're late!"

Sierra: "How could we miss the one time of year when we actually get to pig out on chocolate and have fun finding it?"

Evil: "Don't even think of stealing any of my eggs!"

Normal sized Chichiri and Nuriko walk in, dragging Zelgadis and Tasuki with them. All of them in cute pink bunny costumes.

Chaos: "Yea! You finally came! You all look so cute and cuddly!"

Tasuki: "I'm goin' ta fucking kill you for this, Chaos!!!"

Zelgadis: "Not if I get to them first!"

Evil: "Aw, come on, it's easter tomorrow!"

Chaos: "Yeah, you needed to try on the costumes!"

Xellos: [Teleports in also wearing a pink bunny suit] "That's no excuse for this! I think the cuteness is gonna make me sick."

Evil: "Yeah, cry about it!"

Insan finally gets Someone backed up into a corner.

Insan: >) "Die, Someone! Dynast Blast!"

Someone: [Panicking!] "Yaaaaaah! Nooooooooo!"

Chaos: "Enough. Shadow snap!"

Someone scooted out of the way just in time to avoid the spell. "Thanks, Chaos-chan!"

Insan: "Lightning! Why wasn't I allowed to kill him, Chaos?"

Chaos looks down at the eggs she's painting and inspects the work she's done so far. "I need him, that's why."

Someone: [Suddenly suspicious] "For what?"

Chaos: ^_~ "You'll see!"

Someone: "Comforting. Very comforting."

Evil: ^_^ "Isn't she? Xellos! Can I sit in your fuzzy bunny lap?"

Xellos: ||^_^|| "Sure! Why not! At least this outfit is good for something!"

Chaos: -_- "Evil, we're supposed to be painting eggs."

Insan: "Let me help!"

Chaos: "A-ano, all right, just don't throw any more paint!"

Insan: ^_^ "Hai!"

*****

A hour or so later:

A very rainbow-ish Chaos: "Yea! We're finally done!"

Evil: ^_^ "Took you guys long enough!"

Nuriko: [Sigh] "Hotohori's still not here."

Chibi Nuriko: ^_^. "Tee hee! Someone's jealous of Houki!"

Someone: "What the hell?! No I'm not!"

Chibi Nuriko: "Nuriko you idiot!"

Someone: "Oh."

Nuriko: [Blush] "No I'm not!"

Chibi Nuriko: "Yes you are!"

Nuriko: "Why do I care about the opinion of a stupid miniature? Hey tiny, I bet you're jealous too!"

Chibi Nuriko: "Ah, so you admit it! You are jealous!"

Xellos: "Ah, such tasty bad feelings!"

Evil: ^_^ "You're such a bastard!"

Xellos: ||^_^|| "Thank you!"

Nuriko: -_- "I give up. Chaos, is there some way to shut these guys up?!"

Chaos: "Sorry, none that I know of. You could try duct tape?"

Chibis: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Chibi Chichiri: ;_; "Not again no da! I still haven't gotten the duct tape adhesive off of my staff na no da!"

Chaos: "Hey! That was Insan." Holds up a roll of nice, super-sticky duct tape. "This time the duct tape's mine! Tee hee!"

Chibi Tasuki: "Anything but that fuckin' duct tape!" Shudders. "It took me a god-damned hour ta get off the roof last time!"

Chaos: "Than you should act better."

Zelgadis: "Why did I sign that contract?"

Tasuki: "Hey, Chaos! Ya can't jus' tape people ta the roof!"

Evil: "Wanna bet?"

Tasuki: "Yeah!" Pulls out his Hallisen.

Chaos: "Hey! No fighting with fire when there's chocolate that can be melted!"

Insan: "How dare you even think of melting my easter eggs!"

Evil: ^_^ "That sounded really bad!"

Insan: "Shut up or I'll smack you!"

Chaos: "Yeah, yeah. You always say that."

Insan: "Grrrr... Just for that I will smack you!" Walks up to Chaos and smacks her upside the head.

Chaos: "Itaaaaaiiiiiii! I didn't say that you don't always smack us after you say that!"

Insan: ^_^ "Just wanted to reinforce that!"

Chaos: "Fine. Hey! Backpack Dragons!"

A fair of fifteen wild and tame blue, green, silver, gold, copper, orange, and purple Backpack dragons teleport into the room.

The biggest dragon, a silver: ::Yes, Chaos?:: (:: equals mindspeech, like " except the sound is picture words in the listener's head)

Evil: "I think it's time to hide the eggs, and you can't even tell Chaos where you hide them!"

The dragon looks to Chaos: ::Is this true?::

Chaos: "Yep, you can't even tell me!"

A smaller orange: ::Why?::

Chaos: "It's a tradition."

A blue: ::That seems to be the excuse for a lot of pointless human customs::

Chaos: "Hey, it works! I need you to hide the eggs all over the island but not in the castle or anywhere else, kay?"

Silver: ::Right::

Insan: "And if anyone is having a really hard time finding some give them a couple of hints!"

The dragons start taking eggs and teleporting away with them.

Sierra: [To Blaze] "I feel ignored!"

Blaze: "Hey! Can we have some attention?!"

Chibi Xel: "Hi, Blaze!"

Sierra: "It's not exactly what I was thinking of but..."

Blaze: "Hey, look! It's some more of those funky snow thingys!"

Everyone: "Ooooooh, ahhhhhh!"

*****

The next day...

Chaos bounces out of her castle room and sends a dragon into each room to project her thoughts. "Easter egg hunt! EVERYONE UP!!!"

A huge chorus of moaning and groaning follows as people drag themselves out of bed. Eventually everyone who had helped with the eggs the day before and the later arrivals stumble down to the kitchen. Chaos stands at the door counting.

Chaos: "Let's see, that's everyone from our Slayers cast and Fushigi Yuugi, I think. Wait! Nuriko, where's Hotohori?"

Nuriko: "Where else? Doing his hair."

Evil: "He is such a perfectionist."

Insan: "HOTOHORI!!! WE'RE GONNA START WITHOUT YOU!!!"

Chichiri: [Whispering to Tasuki] "She's so loud no da!"

Tasuki: [Whispering back] "I'm damned glad we didn't get stuck on her island!"

Hotohori calmly walks in giving his hair one final brush. "I was coming, you didn't have to yell."

Chaos: "She always yells."

Insan smacks Chaos again. "I do not!"

Evil: "Yeah you do."

Chaos: "Anyways, because it's a hot day I'm going to let all the guys wear normal clothes instead of the bunny suits-"

Guys: "YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!"

Evil: ^_^ "I think you should make them wear the costumes!"

Chaos: "No, I've decided not to be that cruel. Instead they all have to wear bunny ears and tails with their regular clothes!"

Tasuki: "NO! NO FUCKIN' WAY!!"

Zelgadis: "That's it, I'm leaving!"

Insan: "Definitely bunny suit time."

Tasuki and Zelgadis: [Erk!] "Okay, we'll wear the ears and tails!"

Chaos: "Good."

Nuriko: "I don't know, I kind of liked the bunn-"

Tasuki slaps a hand over the cross-dresser's mouth. "He doesn't mean that, really!"

Nuriko: [Grrr!] "Keep your hand off my mouth!"

Chaos: "Stop fighting and get your baskets!"

Tamahome: "I wonder if they're will be any gold eggs..."

Insan: "Well, if you two hadn't been to busy snuggling to come help you might know."

Miaka: [Blush] "Hai, hai..."

Evil: "Ahem, some of us would like to get moving, please."

Gourry: "What exactly are we doing, anyway?"

Lina: "You idiot! We're looking for eggs!"

Gourry: "Oh, I see! Why?"

Filia: "Because it's Easter. Chaos, why does that annoying mazoku have to be here?!"

Chaos: "Because it's our entire cast of FY and Slayers characters, that's why."

Someone: "All right people, we need to get going!"

Chaos: "Right, you guys can look anywhere on the island but there aren't any in the castle or other islands. Everyone ready?"

Everyone: "Yes!"

Chaos edged towards the door. "One, two three... go!"

Everyone runs out of the castle with their baskets and starts searching. Chaos, Brittany, and Insan drag Tasuki, Xellos, and Naga over towards a bunch of willows and the rest of the people head off in different directions.

"Found one!" Tasuki grabs a gold egg that was sitting in the grass.

Within moments Tamahome spots the shine and attempts to grab the egg from Tasuki.

Tasuki: "That's my egg, orge-boy!"

Tamahome: "Not if I get it away from you!"

Tasuki: "Lekka shinen!"

Tamahome: "Shit."

Tamahome is left burned and twitching on the grass as Miaka runs up to show him the eggs she found, totally ignoring his toasted condition.

Miaka: "Tamahome! Look at all the eggs I found! Two of them are even gold!"

Tamahome: "..."

Chaos: "Come on, Fang-kun!"

Xellos teleports in with a basket almost full of eggs.

Insan: "When did you disappear, fruitcake?"

Xellos: ||^_^|| "When I decided to find more eggs!"

Chaos is busy scanning the ground around the tree roots for eggs. "Ha! That's the twenty-ith!"

Xellos counts his eggs. "Hey, that's almost as many as I have!"

Evil: ^_^ "Apparently you didn't have to go to all that trouble."

Insan: "Ha! Naga, we're beating them all! OH HOH HOH HOH HO OH HOH!!!"

Naga: ^o^ "No one can defeat the great white serpent and her sidekick! OH HOH HOH HOH HOH-"
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Chaos clamps a hand across the white serpent's mouth. "Shut up, Naga!"

Chichiri walks by carrying his kasa and his basket, both full of eggs. Tama-neko perched on his shoulder. "Hi minna no da!"

Chaos: "Hi, Chichiri! Wow, you two found a lot of eggs!"

Tama-neko purred smugly.

Tama-neko: ,,,>^-^<,,, "Meow!"

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Chichiri: ^_^ "Tama-neko is good at finding things na no da!"

Chaos: "See ya!"

Chichiri: "Bye no da!"

Evil: "Damnit! I think he's going to win!"

Chaos: ^_^ "Maybe!" Holds up her and Tasuki's baskets. "But we're doing pretty well too!"

Tasuki: ^,,^ "Let's go, Chaos-chan!"

Chaos: "Hai, Tas-kun! Lets find more eggs!"

Evil: "..."

Insan: "..."

Evil: "Sometimes those two are so alike it's almost scary."

Insan: "Hai."

*****

Three hours later everyone was back at the castle counting their eggs.

Hotohori: "That was quite fun!"

Nuriko: "Hai, Hotohori-sama!"

Chaos: "Okay, let's hear the results!"

Tamahome: "Team one, 55 eggs and 55 shells."

Miaka: "Gomen! I was hungry!"

Chaos writes the results down on a handy chalkboard. "Kay. Team two?"

Hotohori: "114 eggs, no shells."

Nuriko: "We didn't eat any of ours."

Evil: "Team three, Me and Xellos, 135 eggs."

Insan: "Team four, Me and Naga, 124 eggs."

Naga: "OH HOH HOH HOH HO!" You may have beat us in this, Evil, but our breasts are still bigger than yours!"

Xellos: >| "I don't have breasts!"

Chaos: -_- "Team five?"

Someone: "Lina and Gourry had 130 eggs but they're eating them now."

Chaos: ^_^; "O-kay, team six?

Filia totally ignores Xellos and Evil. "Someone and I have 117 eggs."

Chaos: "Kay, Tasuki and I have 137 eggs. Team eight?"

Zelgadis: "We have 100 eggs."

Amelia: "And 15 shells."

Chaos: "Right! Mitsukake, how many did you and Chiriko get?"

Chiriko: "129."

Mitsukake: "Hai."

Sierra: "We beat you all with 90 eggs!"

Someone: "Yeah, sure. We believe you."

Blaze bitch slaps him. "Shud-up!"

Sierra: "That's our story and we're sticking with it!"

Someone: "I-itai..."

Chaos: "Chichiri?"

Chichiri: "Tama-neko and I found 151 eggs no da!"

Tama-neko: ,v>^-^<,,, "Meow!"

Chaos looks at the board. "I guess Chichiri and Tama-neko win then!"

Naga: -_- "The great white serpent was beaten by a cat!"

Lina: "Ha! I think someone finally deflated her ego!"

Naga: ^_^ "But my bust is still bigger than yours!"
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Lina: "Not fair!"

Evil: "Life isn't fair!"

Filia: "It can be when you don't hang out with Mazoku."

Xellos: "Hey!"

Tasuki: "What's that about my fangs, orge-boy?! You wanna be fried again!?"

Tamahome: "Just try it!"

Miaka, Amelia, Zelgadis, Tama-neko, and Chichiri calmly sit at the table and nibble at their eggs totally ignoring the fighting around them.

Chaos: >| "Stupid Chaos Factor!"

Lina: "This is probably all your fault, Chaos!"

Chaos: "I. Don't. Think. So. Prepare to die!"

Lina: "Ha! You couldn't hurt me-"

Tasuki: Lekka shinen!"

The blast of fire fries Tamahome and then Lina.

Lina: "That's it, you're dead!"

Chaos: "Leave him alone!"

Lina: "Darkness beyond twilight, Crimson beyond blood that flows-"

Chaos: "NO!!!!" Grabs Lina's arms and attempts to hold her back. DON"T DO THAT!!!!"

Lina: "Leggo! I'm not going to kill him!"

Chaos: "YEAH RIGHT! STOP THE SPELL!!!"

Someone: "Well, I guess that's it! Better leave before you get Dragon Slaved!"

Lina: "DRAGON-"

Chaos: "NO!!!!! I"M NOT TAKING MY HAND OFF YOUR MOUTH UNTIL YOU GET RID OF THAT SPELL!"

Someone: "Now would be a good time to leave."

END, Thank Kami-sama!

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